“The clock strikes ten o'clock. This wasn’t unusual and there was nothing particularly interesting about the time. It was, of course, ten o'clock. Just as it had been twenty-four hours prior; ten o'clock. But it wasn’t ten o'clock really. It was actually ten o'clock and nine, no, ten seconds. Meaning that, by this point, it’s actually thirteen seconds past ten o'clock. Nevertheless, it’s ten o’clock somewhere. No, the saying is five o'clock somewhere. That’s a great Jackson-Buffett song. You can listen to it when it’s four fifty-nine so five o'clock is somewhere for you. That is, five o'clock is where you are! Although, the prior isn’t wrong. It’s ten o'clock due West of here. Which technically is somewhere since somewhere is where it’s ten o'clock. Unless somewhere is here..."